2005-02-26

Gutter ball mind

*snicker*

Emblems of agressive masculinity, gladiators were thought to be overpowerlingly sexually potent and attractive to women.... Stripped of the social and cultural paraphernalia that give identity and status to most men, the gladiator is naked, defined only by his weapon. He is all sword.


This from an article on the legal position of public performers and prostitutes in ancient Rome.

House guests. Grr.

We have two house guests at the moment. I thought they were coming for the weekend.

They've been here all week. They're the kind of people that just leave things where they land. Oh, I'll take my jacket off as I come in the door. This spot of floor in everyone's way looks as good a place to leave it as any. Along with my snowy boots.

They're playing music right now out in the living room. It sounds pretty good...what I can hear through my own headphones since I didn't want to wake up the rest of the house with my own music while studying. Which is more than I ought to be able to hear.

Grr.

In other news, both cats are sick now. And I think I'm getting sick too. Blah.

2005-02-25

Part of me wants to laugh, part of me wants to do something else

This is actually from an article written at the end of January. I'm a wee bit behind in reading things other than school. Sorry.

The article is an overview of the US economy's current state and potential crises that it might face in the coming year. It ends with the below two paragraphs.

Part of me wants to laugh because part of me thinks it would be funny to see the US lose its economic hegemony. It's bound to happen sooner or later, at least at the rate that things are going. I remember my high school history teacher saying how no one wanted to talk about the problems of idebtedness to other nations, that if things kept going the way they were (in the late '90s) that eventually the US would essentially be owned by other countries. Well, it's pretty much happened. If China, Japan or Europe decided to pull its backing of US debt, the country would be in serious trouble.

As for the level of debt, I knew that it was at unprecedented levels, but what I didn't know was that it's coupled with a zero-level of savings amongst consumers. In other words, the average person in the US is in debt up to his ears, and has virtually no money in the bank.

Now, I'm not economist, but that can't be a good thing.

Meanwhile, we have Bush telling everyone just to keep spending. Remember how after 9/11--I think it was in his speech to the joint-session of Congress--he told everyone to go out and spend? Essentially pretend that nothing had happened. Initially it was maybe a good thing: keep the economy going. We've just been hit with something that potentially could have ground the economy to a halt, so let's try to keep consumer confedence high. Fair enough.

But then he went and started two wars and started cutting taxes.

So the government kept spending, just like it was telling the rest of the population, but the government was getting less money. So the government has to go further and further into debt, just like the rest of the population.

I know I'm not the only one who thinks that this is obviously a bad idea.

Anyway, these concluding paragraphs are from the section on oil. I think that they speak for themselves. And it's interesting, given an article that I read not too long ago (although I forget where) that suggested that in the next decade or two, there was a good chance that the world would see the rise of India, Brazil and China as global powers. China is the obvious one, of course, but don't forget how many people live in India or how much Brazil's economy has been booming.

The drive for resources is occurring in a world where alliances are shifting among major oil-producing and consuming nations. A kind of post-Cold War global lineup against perceived American hegemony seems to be in the earliest stages of formation, possibly including Brazil, China, India, Iran, Russia and Venezuela. Russian President Putin's riposte to an American strategy of building up its military presence in some of the former SSRs of the old Soviet Union has been to ally the Russian and Iranian oil industries, organize large-scale joint war games with the Chinese military, and work towards the goal of opening up the shortest, cheapest, and potentially most lucrative new oil route of all, southwards out of the Caspian Sea area to Iran. In the meantime, the European Union is now negotiating to drop its ban on arms shipments to China (much to the publicly expressed chagrin of the Pentagon). Russia has also offered a stake in its recently nationalized Yukos, (a leading, pro-Western Russian oil company forced into bankruptcy by the Putin government) to China.

In a one-superpower world, this is pretty brazen behavior by all concerned, but it is symptomatic of a growing perception of the United States as a declining, overstretched giant, albeit one with the capacity to strike out lethally if wounded. American military and economic dominance may still be the central fact of world affairs, but the limits of this primacy are becoming ever more evident -- something reflected in the dollar's precipitous descent on foreign exchange markets. It all makes for a very challenging backdrop to the rest of 2005. Keep an eye out. Perhaps this will indeed be the year when longstanding problems for the United States finally do boil over, but don't expect Washington to accept the dispersal of its economic and military power lightly.

Fucking ridiculous

Tom Ridge, former Secretary of Homeland Security, who incited a duct tape and plastic sheeting panic in 2003 joined the board of directors of Home Depot today.

Home Depot, as America's favourite DIY destination, are a large distributor of...duct tape and plastic sheeting. Maybe it's just a coincidence. But it's still fucking ridiculous.

2005-02-24

One down, three to go

Well, Princeton has rejected me.

I didn't really want to go to New Jersey anyway.

I'm really not at all that broken up about this. Of the four schools that I applied to, I'm not entirely sure why I applied to Princeton and Columbia in the end.

Come on Michigan and Berkeley!

2005-02-23

Our cultural landscape

A few years ago, DJ Taylor wrote an article for the Guardian about his experience as a judge for the Brooker Prize. At the end of the article, he said that 'we inhabit a cultural landscape based, more or less, on the glorification of stupidity.'

I had more to say about this, but I kept getting distracted as I wrote so I'll just submit the quote for consideration.

Gay marriage and abortion.

I was raised Catholic. Despite the fact that I no longer practice, I still manage to have some respect for the institution. It's not the religion for me, but whatever works for you. I don't agree with the Church on a number of points--it really angered me, for example, when they came out against the distribution of condoms as a way to control HIV-infections in Africa. Yes, we know that you're against contraception but people are only going to suffer more in the long run, especially since it's clear that they're going to have sex anyway, condom or not.

Pope John Paul II released his fifth book a few days ago. In it he attacks both gay marriage and abortion. Gay marriage, he suggests, may perhaps be 'part of a new ideology of evil' and he compares abortion, indirectly, to the Holocaust. To give him his due, he says that abortion is the 'legal extermination of human beings who have been conceived but not yet born.'

I no longer feel that I can have sympathy for this man. As far as Popes go, so far as I can tell, he hasn't been that bad. The scary thing is that he's been a fairly liberal Pope, again, as far as these things go--which isn't to say that the Catholic Church is a very liberal institution in general.

*sigh*

2005-02-22

I love her, but...

...I really wish the kitten would stop sneezing on me, my book, my notes and my computer. I wish even more that she wasn't sick. :(

Bush Determined to Find Warehouse Where Ark of the Covenant is Stored

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.


*snicker* I love the Onion.

Scientific study proves...

...that my couch is the couch of death-naps. I don't even have to lie down on it, just sit on it and I fall asleep. I guess thaty're not really death-naps, since I always wake up. But it does mean death to whatver I'm tryint to study at the moment.

2005-02-21

Vive la France!

For all the stupid shit that Americans give France, I'm always happy when they give it back, and so much more intelligently.

From Le Monde via AmericaBlog.

Les relations ambiguës de Bush avec les journalistes

George W. Bush n'a pas une grande passion pour les journaux et les journalistes. Il se vante de ne lire que les titres et il ne perd pas son temps en conférences de presse. Il est l'un des présidents qui en ont donné le moins, même si depuis sa réélection il multiplie les entretiens.

Lors d'une conférence le 26 janvier, un journaliste s'est fait remarquer en demandant au président comment il pouvait travailler avec des démocrates qui "étaient déconnectés de la réalité".

La question n'a pas effrayé M. Bush, mais des bloggeurs de gauche ont disséqué le curriculum vitae de l'auteur, Jeff Gannon, qui a été contraint de démissionner du site Internet qui l'employait : TalonNews.com. Ce site est l'émanation d'un groupe Gopusa, dont la "mission" est de "répandre le message conservateur dans toute l'Amérique".

Media matters for America et d'autres blogs ont montré que ses articles étaient de la copie de rapports du Parti républicain, que Jeff Gannon n'était pas son vrai nom et qu'il avait été lié à des sites pornographiques.

[...]

Mais la tension et l'incompréhension entre les journalistes et le gouvernement Bush restent vives. Un journaliste du Washington Post avait été chargé de la délicate mission de relater la série de bals organisés pour l'investiture du président, le 20 janvier. Au cœur de l'action, il téléphone au journal pour dicter ses premières impressions, quand une femme se jette sur lui pour lui arracher son portable.

Le malheureux avait commis une faute : il était sorti de l'espace réservé aux journalistes. Au-delà de cette limite, ceux-ci devaient être escortés, "du buffet à la salle de danse et même aux toilettes". Il raconte qu'une personne avec laquelle il parlait s'est figée quand elle a vu qu'il était "accompagné". On ne sait pas si Jeff Gannon, qui a fait de la publicité pour un site d'escort boys, était au bal "accompagné".

Um.

Apparently the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) is anti-war and pro-gay marriage. Well, that works for me. Except that this is according to an ad being run by USA Next, the people who brought you the Swift Boat Veterans.

You can click the link to see the ad. It's just bizarre beyond description.

My favourite song of the moment

The Art Teacher by Rufus Wainwright (it's just him singing with a very simple piano melody)

There I was in uniform
Looking at the art teacher
I was just a girl then
Never have I loved since then

He was not that much older than I was
He had taken our class to the Metropolitan Museum
He asked us what our favorite work of art was,
But never could I tell it was him
Oh, I wish I could tell him --
Oh, I wish I could have told him

I looked at the Rubens and Rembrandts
I liked the John Singer Sargents
He told me he liked Turner
Never have I turned since then
No, never have I turned to any other man

All this having been said,
I married an executive company head
All this having been done, a Turner - I own one
Here I am in this uniformish, pant-suit sort of thing,
Thinking of the art teacher
I was just a girl then;
Never have I loved since then
No, never have I loved any other man

Um. Yeah.

So, I came across a conservative Café Press store today. Most of it was horribly offensive and all, but not necessarily anything worse than the sort of thing that that you'd find at a liberal Café Press store. However, there was one that really really really bothered me. I thought about sending it to my roommate, but I think it might give her an anyeurism. So I'm posting it here instead. (My roommate studies plant biology and is a vegan, just for context. Hell, it just about gave me an anyeurism.)



PS Remember that 22 April is Earth Day.

2005-02-20

Ah, Rufus

Guardian interview with our dear Rufus Wainwright. He comes across as very self-aware, perhaps to the point of delusions of grandeur. Yet, I'm listening to him right now and, well, they can't be very big delusions.

2005-02-19

A thought on Gannongate

Has no one else made the connection between Jeff GANNON and the well-known, all-around evil guy GANON from the Legend of Zelda video games?!

As a *ahem* well-resepcted *cough, cough* media outlet in the US proudly proclaims: We report. You decide.

= ?

Quote of the day

'The campaign came, and in American public life, I mean – whether it be foreign policy, or domestic policy, often, you kind of shut down when the campaign comes.' George W. Bush, interview with ITAR-TASS, 18/02/05


As Think Progress asks, 'So...who was running the country?'

(Also, for the record, ITAR-TASS is a Russian news agency.)

In other news...

I think my favourite part of the morning is how Sudra will jump onto my bed when my alarm goes off and sit by my head. I usually hit the snooze button a few times and if I hold up the blankets, she will often crawl under the blankets with me. Eventually, though, after my alarm goes off a few more times, she'll just sit by my head. She knows that I'll feed her when I get up. If I snooze too long, sometimes she'll start poking me. Once, she very gently placed a claw on my left eyelid. That got the message across.

What I really like, though, are the mornings that she's sitting next to my head and, when my alarm goes off, she launches herself over my head and off the bed.

I miss seeing this on the news every year. Thank you, BBC...

...for reminding me of the horrible consumerism of the Filene's Basement Bridal Event.

I hope the link works, it should bring you to a RealVideo clip of the craziness: thousands of women running into Filene's Basement in Boston and grabbing handfulls of designer wedding dresses before anyone else can get to them: size matters not. They're all marked down to super cheap and a lot of them are from top designers. You just have to pray that you can grab as many as you can and that you'll find one that fits you. Consumerism at its, um, best?

2005-02-18

The origin of the word 'enthusiasm'

Just thought I'd share this, from Wikipedia:

Enthusiasm (from Gr. enthousiasmos possession by a god) originally means inspiration by a divine afflatus or by the presence of a god.

Best BBC headline....EVER!

'Sex hungry roaches lured to death'

2005-02-17

NY Times Op-ed on Gannon

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2005-02-16

'Iran, Syra "form common front"'

Just what I've always wanted. A nuclear war. Really, you guys shouldn't have.

2005-02-15

Gay prostitutes in the White House

No, really!

This is probably a bit out of the blue for all of you, but this is a story that has been developing over the past couple of weeks in the blogosphere. The mainstream press is starting to sit up and take notice of it. The basic outline is that it came to light that one of the reporters in the White House press corps who always seemed to be asking really easy questions--and helping the Press Secretary or the President get out of sticky situations--might not have been who he said he was. Questions started being asked when it was noticed that his news articles were almost word-for-word copies of internal Republican documents. With a minimal amount of investigation, it turned out that Jeff Gannon was not in fact who he said he was. But in fact someone else. That he had been allowed to use a fake name--something that no one else is allowed to do--to gain access to the White House on a seemingly daily basis.

Oh, and the cherry on top is that there is mounting evidence that he is/was a male escort.

So in the end, why does this matter? Why does it matter that Jeff Gannon may have been a gay hooker named James Guckert with a $20,000 defaulted court judgment against him? So he somehow got a job lobbing softball questions to the White House. Big deal. If he was already a prostitute, why not be one in the White House briefing room as well?

This is the Conservative Republican Bush White House we're talking about. It's looking increasingly like they made a decision to allow a hooker to ask the President of the United States questions. They made a decision to give a man with an alias and no journalistic experience access to the West Wing of the White House on a 'daily basis.' They reportedly made a decision to give him - one of only six - access to documents, or information in those documents, that exposed a clandestine CIA operative. Say what you will about Monika Lewinsky - a tasteless episode, 'inappropriate,' whatever. Monika wasn't a gay prostitute running around the West Wing. What kind of leadership would let prostitutes roam the halls of the West Wing? What kind of war-time leadership can't find the same information that took bloggers only days to find?

None of this is by accident.

Someone had to make a decision to let all this happen. Who? Someone committed a crime in exposing Valerie Plame and now it appears a gay hooker may be right in the middle of all of it? Who?

Ultimately, it is the hypocrisy that is such a challenge to grasp in this story. This is the same White House that ran for office on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. While they are surrounded by gay hookers? While they use a gay hooker to write articles for their gay hating political base? While they use a gay hooker to destroy a political enemy? Not to mention the hypocrisy of a 'reporter' who chooses to publish article after article defending the ant-gay religious-right point of view on gay civil rights issue.

Who in the White House is at the center of all of this? Who allowed this to go on in the People's House? Who committed the crime of exposing Valerie Plame? Jeff Gannon has the answers to these questions, and boy we know he loves to talk.


ps The link is not exactly work-safe as it contains images of Jeffy in the buff (even if his not-so-little soldier has been cut out). You may, however, certainly enjoy them in the privacy of your own home.

2005-02-14

It's good to know that Janet Reno is keeping busy these days...

...at the Grammy's! (wtf?)



ps Note the lovely halo effect. 'Nearer my god to thee... (certainly nearer than Alberto Gonzales).'

Damn that history...

Each day, the United States must borrow billions of dollars from abroad to finance its enormous budget and trade deficits. Without a steady stream of huge loans, the country would face rising interest rates, higher inflation, a dropping dollar and slower economic growth. The lenders want to see less of a gap between what the government collects in taxes and what it spends, because a lower budget deficit always eases a trade deficit. A lower trade deficit also implies a stronger dollar. And a stronger dollar would reassure foreign investors that dollar-based assets remain their best choice.


I've been reading a fair bit of nineteenth-century Latin American history over the weekend, getting ready for a midterm tomorrow. This quote might well have been taken from one of the articles that I've read. A government reliant on foreign investment and foreign loans simply to function day-to-day. The only difference, perhaps, is that the current United States government doesn't face a well-armed populace headed by strongmen waiting for the central government to misstep to pull of a coup in their favour.

2005-02-10

Ambassador Cellucci: Canada's tsunami response too slow

To US Ambassador, and former Massachusetts governor, Paul Cellucci, with all due respect, Sir:

Fuck you.

2005-02-09

Bill Would Place Homeland Security Above All Law

The provision in the REAL ID Act would expand this waiver beyond environmental law to include all laws. It would thus place the D[epartment of] H[omeland] S[ecurity] Secretary above all federal laws, environmental or otherwise...


Well, democracy was nice while it lasted.

Um. Yeah.

2005-02-08

Bad procrastination

You know it's bad when I start clicking around the White House website to procrastinate. Oddly enough, I've discovered that the Office of National AIDS Policy seems not to exist anymore: http://www.whitehouse.gov/onap/

2005-02-07

Personality quiz

Wackiness: 46/100
Rationality: 44/100
Constructiveness: 76/100
Leadership: 52/100

You are a SECF--Sober Emotional Constructive Follower. This makes you a Hippie.

You are passionate about your causes and steadfast in your commitments. Once you've made up your mind, no one can convince you otherwise. Your politics are left-leaning, and your lifestyle choices decidedly temperate and chaste.

You do tremendous work when focused, but usually you operate somewhat distracted. You blow hot and cold, and while you normally endeavor on the side of goodness and truth, you have a massive mean streak which is not to be taken lightly. You don't get mad, you get even.

Please don't get even with this web site.

Of the 91978 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 10.4 % are this type.


I didn't need a quiz to tell me this. Check out the link.

2005-02-06

And in other news...

My mother just phoned to ask if I planned to watch the Super Bowl tonight. Apparently she hasn't been paying attention for the last decade.

Also, my little brother has begun to use the term 'washroom' instead of 'bathroom'. Score one for the subversive Canadian brainwashing.

Anyone from Boston remember that annoying commercial with the 'Faaaaantastic!' guy selling furniture or cars?

In Omaha on Friday, a divorced single mother named Mary Mornin tells the president, 'I have one child, Robbie, who is mentally challenged, and I have two daughters.'


'Fantastic,' the president exclaims, and he tells her she has 'the hardest job in America, being a single mom.'


Later, the 57-year old Mornin tells Bush that she works three jobs, which the president deems 'uniquely American' and 'fantastic.' He asks her if she gets any sleep.


Aside from the obvious here, I want to know why there isn't more being written about the fact that all of Bush's public appearances are now carefully scripted and ticketed. Only supporters can get tickets. 42 people in Fargo, ND, were blacklisted and refused tickets to Bush's appearance there last week. Coincidentally, they were all members of Democracy for America, the spin-off organisation from Howard Dean's presidential bid.

I (heart) American democracy.

2005-02-04

Huzzah

Tens of thousands of gay and lesbian couples who live in New York City are one step closer to walking down the aisle—with a marriage license in their hands.

Today, a New York trial judge handed down an unprecedented ruling that says the state must grant gay and lesbian couples the right to marriage. The court's decision, stemming from a case filed by Lambda Legal, a national LGBT civil rights organization, on behalf of five plaintiff couples, says that the state's constitution guarantees gay men and lesbians the same basic freedoms available to straight couples.


There will be an appeal, of course, but if the higher court stays the decision, then same-sex marriage will be legal in the Empire State.

Slowly but surely...

What will we tell the children?

And Laura, for that matter?

I think we need to start a letter-writing campaign against this kind of sordid behaviour in public. I mean, innocent children could see this and be scarred for life!

2005-02-02

Gmail.

I seem to have FIFTY Gmail invitations now. So, um, if you or anyone you love/hate want a gmail account, by all means let me know.

2005-02-01

Oh, look, it's working...

Over a third of American high school students believe that the First Amendment goes 'too far' in protecting freedom of speech, press, worship and assembly. Only half believed that newspapers should be allowed to publish stories that were not approved by the government. 83% of students believed that people should not be allowed to express unpopular views. Half believed that the government had the right to censor the internet. Two-thirds believed that it was illegal to burn the flag.

I'm going to go find a corner to cry in now.